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Sony Hates Us

It’s just been made official that the PSP has been delayed in Europe for “several months”, thus proving the theory that Sony just doesn’t like us very much.

I’ve been hearing rumours about this for a while now, ever since my friend’s shop (which has been doing a booming trade in import PSPs) received a flurry of orders from people who had heard from an unidentified source that it wouldn’t be reaching our shores until Christmas, but this is the first real confirmation that a delay was going to happen. To be honest, I doubt it’s going to affect the PSP that much as it’s still going to be the must-have at Christmas, but it could give the DS more of a foothold than Sony would like.

The DS launch last week was fairly successful by most accounts and the best part of a year to establish yourself is a big advantage. Sega didn’t manage it with the Dreamcast but from what I’ve seen the hype for the PSP isn’t nearly as immense as it was with the PS2 and when you’re getting testers on Radio 1 putting the DS and even the Gizmondo ahead of the PSP (I know it’s not exactly scientific, but it’s very prominent), this handheld war could get more interesting.

On the Relevance of Shorthand…

One of the key parts of my course is to learn Teeline shorthand, with hitting 120wpm after three years being the planned outcome. We shot through the theory in the textbook within a term and now it looks like we’re going to spend the next two-and-a-bit years drilling – repeating sentences over and over again until we get fast enough. I’m sure that it might have been useful a few years ago, but I just can’t see the relevance now.

I’ve sat in on a fair number of interviews and press conferences in my (limited) time in the field, and I’ve yet to see anyone actually using shorthand. I suppose that anyone involved in games is going to have some kind of affinity for technology and therefore might find shorthand irrelevant in the face of dictaphones and MP3 players with recording capabilities, but I still can’t imagine even the most grizzled veteran of the provincial press actually choosing to scrawl a transcription in favour of a little MiniDisc recorder.

I just can’t see why people conducting an interview would prefer to stick their face in a notebook while someone talks to the top of their head instead of talking into a little microphone. If you’re interviewing someone important it just seems rude and someone who wants their or their product’s name in print enough to call a press conference isn’t going to care either way. Maybe the point of it will come to me with time, but it certainly isn’t here yet.

Are £300 Console Launches Still Viable?

I’m slightly amazed that even with the announcement of the possible Xenon specs, people still seem inexorable over the possibility that it will launch in the $300 price window that most recent consoles have occupied at launch. It almost seems like any other price for a console launch is completely unthinkable and would be commercial suicide for Microsoft and, I’d assume, Sony.

Would it, though? People seem to be willing to spend £1,500 or more on a gaming PC, £2,000 or more on a nice HDTV, a couple of grand on a sound system, a couple of hundred on a decent DVD player, and I’m sure that the initial HD DVD/Blu-ray players will sell well at their $300-500 (US) price points. Why is a console costing more than £300 one of gaming’s last taboos, then? People are only too happy to (sometimes validly) complain about the cost of a new game but it’s the huge losses on hardware that force these prices. Personally I spend a lot more over the lifespan of a console on games than the actual machine, so I’d prefer to pay £500 for the console and then have games available at DVD prices. That would benefit the manufacturer as well, since piracy isn’t going to cause such huge losses for them.

To me the fact that the PSP is launching in the US for $250, only $50 shy of the usual price for a new home console, should be the first indication that we’re not going to see the new machines launching in the same old price bracket. When people are willing to pay £2,000 for a gaming PC don’t you think that a console would sell for £500? If what Microsoft and Sony are saying isn’t all marketing rhetoric both of their consoles will be more powerful than any PC on the market, so that sounds like a pretty good deal to me. It’s not uncommon for a sought-after console to reach $800 on eBay at launch, so people are willing to pay when they have to.

It’s true that consoles are almost always sold at a loss initially and that the money is made back on the games, but no matter how big the company is they simply cannot afford to sell (ballpark figure) £1,500 worth of electronics for £350. If they take a cut of £10 from every game sold every person would have to buy 115 games for it to be profitable, and that’s never going to happen. They’d be very lucky to persuade people to buy twenty at £40 per game, and even if the costs were £1,000 per unit, each person would need to buy 65 game to make it profitable. I know people who pirate every single one of their games and most of them don’t even have that many when they’re free.

So what if parents won’t buy a $500 machine for their kids? They buy relatively very few games, maybe one for birthdays and one for Christmas plus a couple more, but the bigger 20-30 market with a high disposable income can afford it and tend to buy a lot more games. Games, not hardware, are where the money is made, after all. It all depends on whether market share (what Sony and Microsoft fight over) or profitability (what Nintendo has) is more important. Just remember that a company can’t exist on market share alone.

GameCube Strikes Back

First Resident Evil 4, now this. Admittedly it’s only two games in the space of a year, but why couldn’t Nintendo be doing this for all the rest of the time when Sony and Microsoft are walking all over them?

It’s great to see Link back in all his glory. I was one of the few defenders of The Wind Waker but seeing this and thinking about those prolonged sailing sections just makes it particularly galling that we had to wait this long for the real continuation of Ocarina of Time. That sequence in WW when you walk into Hyrule Castle, frozen in time, was brilliant, but it just can’t beat the first time you stepped out into Hyrule Field or into the burgeoning Kakariko Village. That wolf at the end of the new video just sent a shiver down my spine that reminded me how much I love this series.

Doom 3 Movie

I’ve just seen the first screenshot from the upcoming Doom movie, starring The Rock:

Doom Movie

It’s one of those game-movie adaptions that’s been in development hell (no pun intended) for as long as I can remember, so it’s perhaps gratifying to actually see something real of it. It can’t really be a completely faithful adaption of Doom 3 considering that there’s a group of marines there, they’re not on Mars, and it’s not completely pitch black, but The Rock is potentially one of the best action stars around.

Most of the crap he’s been in has hardly been taxing but he has incredible screen presence and charisma. He very well could be the real successor to Arnie’s throne (and why he’ll make a great Johnny Bravo), hence the appearance of the man himself in The Rundown/Welcome To The Jungle to formally abdicate his throne.

To be honest I doubt that Doom is going to be any better than most game movies, but we can hope, right?