What’s going to be worse? Uwe Boll making a Postal movie (as if the games weren’t poor enough) or Vin Diesel as Agent 47 in Hitman? This seems to be one of those questions where whoever wins, we lose. I’m sure that some people will go and see them, but don’t both the Geneva Convention and the US Constitution forbid cruel and unusual punishment? I think that necessitates a detailed enquiry into the legality of what Hollywood is doing to us here.